Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category

Rick Santorum 2012 Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“That fist up my ass?
I’m the sky fairy’s puppet…
And yes, I like it!”

© 2012

Today’s word from God:

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

“I created all,
And favor none among my 
Countless galaxies”


© 2011

Next they’ll want federal help

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Texas is burning
God holds magnifying glass
“You little buggers!”


© 2011

We’re so special

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

God cleans the garage
Kicks an acorn out the door
We feel an earthquake


© 2011


Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

Childlike residents
The GOP bouncy house
Bachmann and Perry


© 2011

Messing With Texas

Friday, August 12th, 2011

God hears Texan’s prayers,
Jesus walks into a bar,
Turns beer to water


© 2011


Leadership failure

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Tempting false choices
Bright, alluring distractions;
Banana peel wins


© 2011