Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category

Rick Santorum 2012 Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“That fist up my ass?
I’m the sky fairy’s puppet…
And yes, I like it!”

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Today’s word from God:

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

“I created all,
And favor none among my 
Countless galaxies”

 

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Next they’ll want federal help

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Texas is burning
God holds magnifying glass
“You little buggers!”

 

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We’re so special

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

God cleans the garage
Kicks an acorn out the door
We feel an earthquake

 

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Wheee!

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

Childlike residents
The GOP bouncy house
Bachmann and Perry

 

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Messing With Texas

Friday, August 12th, 2011

God hears Texan’s prayers,
Jesus walks into a bar,
Turns beer to water

 

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Leadership failure

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Tempting false choices
Bright, alluring distractions;
Banana peel wins

 

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