Archive for May, 2010

TP: Ben Nelson is unfamiliar with ATM fees because he’s never used an ATM

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

“I am your leader;
I know about holograms;
Help me Obi Wan”

[Originally appeared May 20, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Caving To NRA, Tennessee Legislature Passes ‘Guns In Bars’ Bill

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

“Thinking is too hard…
My gun does the talking…
Got some Viagra?”

[Originally appeared May 12, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Gov. McDonnell appoints Nixon’s ‘Jew counter’ to help reform Virginia’s government

Monday, May 10th, 2010

“How ’bout liberals?
We can get rid of them right?
Start making a list”

[Originally appeared May 10, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org; recovered from “whataload” on blogspot]

TP: Latest Jobs Report Refutes Republican Claim That Stimulus Created Only Government Jobs

Friday, May 7th, 2010

“God, stop the racket…
This cognitive dissonance…
My brain armies fight”

[Originally appeared May 7, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]