Archive for the ‘Twisted logic’ Category

Fuck You NRA

Thursday, April 18th, 2013


Stinking, slimy trail…
Endorphins of fear and death;
Fuck you NRA!



Rick Santorum 2012 Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“That fist up my ass?
I’m the sky fairy’s puppet…
And yes, I like it!”

© 2012

Mitt Romney 2012 Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“I’m so fucking rich…
I can afford politics”
(Now isn’t that rich)

© 2012

Well, if it’s not in the Constitution…

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

The Constitution
Doesn’t mention “governors”
So please go away


[posted in response to Gov. Rick Perry comments at ThinkProgress]

© 2011

Fear. It’s what makes America great…

Friday, June 17th, 2011

Miss America
The Statue of Liberty
Security risks!

[Former Miss America Susie Castillo gets the full TSA treatment at DFW.]


© 2011


Cruel species

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

An act of torture
Shows no knowledge of people,
Nor of life itself


© 2011

Kinda like a puppet

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Lipstick on your hand
Make your own politician;
Midnight blanket prom


© 2011

[Another anti-health reform pol takes the money anyway, and the credit too…story here at thinkprogress]