Archive for February, 2010

TP: Jeb Bush: Sarah Palin lacks a ‘depth of understanding.’

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Old, smoking campfire
No intelligent lifeforms
Looks like we missed ‘em

[Originally appeared February 24, 2010 at]

TP: Bayh tries to walk back inaccurate claim about Congress not creating jobs, but still gets it wrong

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Political eels
Extract votes from sea of lies
Oxygen bubbles

[Originally appeared February 24, 2010; courtesy]

TP: Texas State Climatologist disputes his own state’s climate-denier petition

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

“Hello, Texas here…
We don’t believe your ’science’”
Dead armadillo

[Originally appeared February 17, 2010; courtesy]

TP: Donald Trump: Take Al Gore’s Nobel Prize away because of ‘coldest winter ever recorded.’

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Hurricane hair-do
Opines about scientists
Stubs lips on his dumb

[Appeared February 16, 2010 at thinkprogress; photo in story shows hairpiece lift-off on Trump]

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Annoying trolls

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Minimum wage job:
Business card reads: “TP Troll”
Mother is ashamed

[Originally appeared February 16, 2010 at]

TP: McCain Assails Reconciliation, Forgetting He Once Said The GOP Laid ‘The Groundwork’ For Its Use

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Early hominids
Blinking, stumble in new world
Need system upgrade

[Originally appeared February 12, 2010 at]

TP: Inhofe’s Grandchildren Build Igloo To Mock Killer Snow Storm: ‘Al Gore’s New Home’

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

“Let’s build an igloo,
Hire a PR firm, mock Gore,
Say ‘The kids did it.’”

[Originally appeared February 9, 2010 at]