Posts Tagged ‘palin’

Palin’s delusion

Friday, June 10th, 2011

Hamster wheel too slow,
Cannot act as gyroscope;
Wobbles detected


© 2011


The Bus Tour Begins…

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

Palin invents wheel,
Ventures into the future,
Markets her stone tools

© 2011

[CheesFlap reacts to story at TPM here]

Reality TV “People”

Monday, May 9th, 2011

“Hit me with a stick,
Mock my vacuous nature,
One dollar per whack”


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[Inspired by a thinkprogress post about Bristle Palin on reality tv again]

Sarah Palin Speaking Engagements

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

Posters she will sell:
Jesus in helicopter
Shooting god’s creatures


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New Zip Code?

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

Star of right wing dreams
Sarah as mumsy vixen;
Mooseteat Alaska


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If Sarah Addressed Wisconsin Protesters…

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

“Now now kids, be nice!
Look, I’m presidential eh?;
Like my cha-cha pumps?”

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Eyeball scratching next?

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

CheeseFlap says:

Slap-fight by proxy brewing!
Rock-em Sock-em time!

© 2011

[see story at Politico]