Archive for September, 2009

TP: Grayson’s Right: Under The Republican Plan, ‘Don’t Get Sick’ (Or You Might Have To ‘Die Quickly’)

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Lucy says “trust me”
Charlie Brown America
Broken, stares at sky

[Originally appeared September 30, 2009 at]

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TP: DC Madam Customer David Vitter Is Outraged By The ACORN Prostitution Scandal

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Lift up thy left cheek
Now turn the other cheek, Dave
Hole in the ozone

[Originally appeared September 16, 2009; courtesy]

TP: Capitalism Crusader Tom Tancredo Begs For Handouts From Michael Moore: ‘Send Me A Check’

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Old toys under bed
Dust, then pose Tancredo doll
Pretend thoughts, speaking

[Appeared September 08, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Georgia Republican Senators Propose Amending State Constitution To Block Federal Health Care

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Misguided revenge:
“Bomb ourselves back to the stone age”
Visit the Flintstones

[Appeared September 4, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Fearmongering About Education Speech, Perkins Claims Obama Hasn’t ‘Pushed Any Educational Reform Issues’

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

“Tonight on Fox News:
Reading makes your children gay…
Planet still quite flat”

[Originally appeared September 3, 2009 at]

TP: McConnell: Zero Republicans Support EFCA ‘Because We Have Very Enlightened Management In This Country’

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Another caption:
Almost an orange jumpsuit
Hopes for hung jury

[Appeared September 3, 2009 at thinkprogress; context note: McConnell is shown in florescent orange vest in photo]

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