Archive for October, 2009

TP: Lou Dobbs Rips Stossel: A ‘Self Important Ass’ With ‘Myopic Idiocy’

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Glenn Beck and Lou Dobbs
Both wear same Superman cape
Made from old nappies

[Originally appeared October 23, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: McCain To Make His 15th Appearance On A Sunday Show This Year

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Thumbs up John McCain!
Carrottop and Gallagher
Welcome you to hell…

[Note: McCain is shown giving big smiley “thumbs up” in story; Originally appeared October 23, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Patient Denied Care For Her Brain Tumor Says Insurers Want You To ‘Die Now, So We Can Save Money Later’

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Halloween costume:
Insurance executive
Dress up the kiddies!

[Originally appeared October 16, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Beck’s Attack On Obama Adviser Ignores Right-Wing Interest In Mao

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Beck’s brain melting point:
Ninety-eight point six degrees
Sea monkeys roam free

[Appeared October 16, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Texas Lawmakers Who Voted Against The Recovery Act Now Beg For Stimulus Funds For NASA

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Rednecks and rockets
Strapped on beds of pickup trucks
You know, that NASA

[Appeared October 6, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Sen. Graham takes jab at Glenn Beck: ‘Only in America can you make that much money crying.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Gnawing parasites
Lovingly separating
Beck’s last synapses

[Appeared October 1, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Fox News Pushes ‘Tenther’ Agenda, Hosts MN State Rep Who Declares Health Care Unconstitutional

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

“Minnesotastan
The free thinkers wilderness
Come visit some time”

[Appeared October 1, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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