Archive for April, 2009

TP: Cheney: ‘It’s Important Not To Personally Attack The New President. I’ve Never Done That’

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Most likely suspect
Always points the other way
Simply ignore him

[Appeared April 21, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009

TP: GOP Rep. Todd Tiahrt Rejects Rush Limbaugh: ‘No, No, He’s Just An Entertainer’

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Lungs yearning for air
Lips attached to puckered hole
Absorb the warm Rush

[Originally appeared April 17, 2009 at]

TP: DC Tea Party Protesters Agree: ‘Chairman Maobama’ Is Leading The Country On A Path To Socialism

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009


What a sad display
It’s raining on their parade
Puppies chase their tails


Beware of HUGE PORK
The West wind is an old man
Monkey typewriters

[Appeared April 15, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009

TP: Cavuto: Fox Covered The Million Man March In 1995, Even Though The Network Didn’t Launch Until 1996

Monday, April 13th, 2009

FOX could save money
CGI propaganda
Why not use puppets?

[Originally appeared April 13, 2009 at]

TP: VIDEO: Fox News Signs On To Tea Party Agenda, Aggressively Promotes Anti-Obama Protests

Friday, April 10th, 2009

Imagine flying
Stupidity vortex swirls
Must be Fox country

[Originally appeared April 10, 2009 at]

TP: O’Reilly: Protesters who use the internet to organize are just like child molesters

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Tiny parasites
Congregate inside his mind
Whispering danger

[Originally appeared April 1, 2009 on; recovered from]