Posts Tagged ‘newt gingrich’

The Gingrich Campaign 2012

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

On floating mousetrap,
Tidy-Bowl® man circles drain;
Jonathan Swift laughs

© 2012

God Talks to Newt Gingrich

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“Hey, Newt…it’s me…god!
Regarding your corkscrew tail…
Need some matching hooves?”

© 2012

Newt Continues to Inspire

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

Arrogant windbag
Caught in winter’s bare branches
Landfill escapee


© 2011

Cross to bear

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Fetid history,
Dragged behind his aging bum;
Newt’s long “trail of smears”


© 2011

Newt Decides to Run

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

Each end of the tube,
Oozing dark fertilizer;
Toothless and sticky


© 2011

Newspeak Newt

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Re: Libya, first he says get involved then he says we shouldn’t, etc…

CheeseFlap says:

Turd in the bathtub
Newt splashes, calls it his “boat”
Mommy knows better


© 2011

The flippin’ and the floppin’

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President


© 2011

[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]