Archive for June, 2009

TP: Krauthammer: Fox News has ‘created an alternate reality’ for its viewers

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Stalagtite of lies
Forms imposing incisor
One drop at a time

[Originally appeared June 10, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Limbaugh jokes: ‘Would a white male judge have fractured his ankle’ in the same way Sotomayor did?

Monday, June 8th, 2009

White whale has spoken
Call me Ishmael or not
Nantucket sleighride

[Appeared June 8, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Inhofe Rips Obama As ‘Un-American,’ Suggests He’s On The Side Of Terrorists

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Desperate gremlins
Last attempts to ankle-bite
Fading wails echo

[Appeared June 5, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009 cheeseflap.com

TP: Wendy Long Takes A Swing At Sotomayor…And Misses

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Feeble intellect
Winds up for the crushing blow
Sting of wiffle-bat

[Appeared June 5, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009 cheeseflap.com

TP: Graham: Approving Torture Techniques That Are ‘Clearly Illegal’ Are ‘Not Criminal Mistakes’

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Expanding gasbags
Often shaped by business suits
Hissing rancid thoughts

[Originally appeared June 4, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]