Posts Tagged ‘rick perry’

Next they’ll want federal help

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Texas is burning
God holds magnifying glass
“You little buggers!”


© 2011


Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

Childlike residents
The GOP bouncy house
Bachmann and Perry


© 2011

Messing With Texas

Friday, August 12th, 2011

God hears Texan’s prayers,
Jesus walks into a bar,
Turns beer to water


© 2011


Well, if it’s not in the Constitution…

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

The Constitution
Doesn’t mention “governors”
So please go away


[posted in response to Gov. Rick Perry comments at ThinkProgress]

© 2011

TP: Rick Perry Caters To The Far Right: Obama Is ‘Interested In Punishing Texas’ And ‘Hellbent’ On Socialism

Thursday, November 12th, 2009


Walk forth from the sea
Fill your lungs with air, Texas;
Brains need oxygen!


Orange falls from tree
Quietly rots in sunshine
Fetid stink rises

[Appeared November 12, 2009 at]

© 2009