Posts Tagged ‘republicans’

Rick Santorum 2012 Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“That fist up my ass?
I’m the sky fairy’s puppet…
And yes, I like it!”

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Calista Gingrich Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Animatronics
Lubricated gears purring
Epidermis shroud

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When Mitch McConnell’s Head Explodes

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

No grey matter spilled;
Deep sea diver aerator,
One dead, dried goldfish

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Inspired by a comment at TPZoo

God Talks to Newt Gingrich

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“Hey, Newt…it’s me…god!
Regarding your corkscrew tail…
Need some matching hooves?”

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When Republicans Encounter Reality

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Suprised clown faces
Imprinted on the airbags;
Deceleration

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Wheee!

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

Childlike residents
The GOP bouncy house
Bachmann and Perry

 

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Gov. Walker’s Re-awakening

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Head, heart, hands and health:
Downwind from the cattle barn,
Walker rides the corn

 

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