Posts Tagged ‘hypocrite’

Newspeak Newt

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Re: Libya, first he says get involved then he says we shouldn’t, etc…

CheeseFlap says:

Turd in the bathtub
Newt splashes, calls it his “boat”
Mommy knows better

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

The flippin’ and the floppin’

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President

 

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[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]

No recusal needed

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

“Screw your damn ethics!
Justice and ethics don’t mix!
Whiny liberals!”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Lobbyists are writing judicial ethics rules, story at thinkprogress]

“I didn’t do that, I never said that, I wasn’t…”

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

“Oh that? Not my fault…
I blame a rogue staff member…
Musta forged my sig”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Pence says he supports a program that he also wrote a bill to defund but then…oh fuck it. Just read the story here at thinkprogress]

Sarah Palin Speaking Engagements

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

Posters she will sell:
Jesus in helicopter
Shooting god’s creatures

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Republican Tears

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

[ThinkProgress reports Rep. Sensenbrenner reacting to town hall protests here]

CheeseFlap says:

“I threw the first stone…
Now I lie here stunned, bleeding…
I want my mommy”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Ready to move on…

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Bandage adhesive
Won’t wash off, smells, looks dirty;
Newt won’t go away

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com