Posts Tagged ‘greed’

Kicking and screaming…

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

Re: Chamber Of Commerce Continues Decades-Long Assault Against Clean Economy

“I hate you mommy!
I don’t want to clean my room!”
Anal expulsive

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Entitlement

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Re: Income Inequality In The U.S. Is Worse Than In Egypt

Right-wing announcement:
“In case of emergency,
Put on your mask first”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Saviors

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Senate Republicans Place Big Bank Apologist On Banking Committee

“Trust me to help you,
I will guide you to freedom…
Now get in the truck”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Big money boys

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Exclusive: Koch Industries Promises To Double Money Raised This Weekend, 40% Of Donors Will Be New

1:

“We need more puppets!”
“But which puppets shall we use?”
“Young, fresh and eager!”

2:

[Imagine music]
God’s colostomy bag, squeezed;
Voila! Kochs are born!

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

The banker’s “interrogation”

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Re: Report: Bipartisan Panel To Refer Some Banking Industry Figures For Potential Prosecution

“With all due respect,
Just tell us how you did it…
Then we’ll let you go”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

“Your health, my gain”

Monday, January 24th, 2011

Re: Right-Wing Medical Paranoia Over Cuban Health System

Profit versus love
Respect or “means to an end?”
Healthcare ATM

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Pigs

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

Re: Fulfilling Father’s Campaign To Segregate Public Schools, Koch Groups End Successful Integration Program In NC

Squealing pink bodies
Slither in vat of black oil;
Kings without mirrors

© 2011 cheeseflap.com