TP: Doug Hoffman Praises Glenn Beck As His ‘Mentor’
Monday, November 2nd, 2009Doug Hoffman aims high,
Drinks from Beck’s golden chalice,
Mentholated tears
[Originally appeared November 2, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Doug Hoffman aims high,
Drinks from Beck’s golden chalice,
Mentholated tears
[Originally appeared November 2, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Glenn Beck and Lou Dobbs
Both wear same Superman cape
Made from old nappies
[Originally appeared October 23, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Beck’s brain melting point:
Ninety-eight point six degrees
Sea monkeys roam free
[Appeared October 16, 2009 at thinkprogress]
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Gnawing parasites
Lovingly separating
Beck’s last synapses
[Appeared October 1, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
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Advertisers leave;
Glenn against the wall, aghast;
Doll heads drop in pants
[Originally appeared August 6, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Two nuts in scrotum
Dipped in tepid well water
Miller-Kristol Tea
[Appeared July 15, 2009 at thinkprogress]
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