Posts Tagged ‘david koch’

So Many Mouths to Feed

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

Finger-puppet gloves
Trained to bite when shaking hands;
Praise to their god, Koch


© 2011

Governor Walker: Leader

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

Mindless acolytes
Eagerly collect hot loaves
“This is our moment”

© 2011

Koch Brothers Back Walker

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Jesus at dinner:
“Thank you god for the Koch boys,
Our holy spirits…”

© 2011

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Big money boys

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Exclusive: Koch Industries Promises To Double Money Raised This Weekend, 40% Of Donors Will Be New


“We need more puppets!”
“But which puppets shall we use?”
“Young, fresh and eager!”


[Imagine music]
God’s colostomy bag, squeezed;
Voila! Kochs are born!

© 2011


Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

Re: Fulfilling Father’s Campaign To Segregate Public Schools, Koch Groups End Successful Integration Program In NC

Squealing pink bodies
Slither in vat of black oil;
Kings without mirrors

© 2011

“I’m just like you”

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Re: Exclusive: Polluter Billionaire David Koch Says Tea Party ‘Rank And File Are Just Normal People Like Us’

CheeseFlap says:

Blend in with crowd
Ant-eater tongue picks pockets
Perfume covers tracks

© 2011