Posts Tagged ‘trolls’

Ode to Blog Trolls

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

Troll corpse in basement
Corn-curl pencil spells last words:
“Winning, winning……win…”


© 2011

Love Haiku to a Troll

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

Planarian troll
Crawls across its host’s keyboard;
Bollocks start to dry

© 2011

CheeseFlap Amused by Troll

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Sitting on the facts,
Followed by a clapping seal
Eager to catch whiffs

© 2011

[CheeseFlap was responding to a troll calling itself “fact sniffer”; the full thread is here]

Blog trolls under the bridge

Monday, February 7th, 2011

Another troll grunts
Captive in its tiny cage
Eggs head for sorting

© 2011

What about their children?

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Trollbaby nightmare:
Water-filled baptismal font;
Prefers warm, fresh drool

© 2011

Trolls again

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

Troll plans for Sunday:
Wear mom’s underwear to church,
Squeeze circus peanut

[This was at]

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Right wing blog trolls

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Seen here: Despite Pledging To Lower Deficit, House GOP Adopt Rules That Benefit The Wealthy At Deficit’s Expense

CheeseFlap says:

The troll pictograms:
Gun, cash, fist, god, cave, devil;
Head, neck and sphincter

© 2011