Posts Tagged ‘tea party’

Welcome to the top, Governor Walker…

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

(Weeping in men’s room)
“I thought I had a
mandate!?
(Head bangs, snurfling sounds)

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WI Gov. Would Use National Guard if State Workers Strike

Monday, February 14th, 2011

End of the party:
Last, lonely, shriveled bratwurst
Rolls off plate, hits dirt

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[story at thinkprogress]

Services for women and children first to be cut?

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Re: House Republican Spending Cuts Target Programs For Children And Pregnant Women

The frat-boys party,
Take America as date,
Slip her a roofie

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Breaking ranks

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Re: Hatch Panders To Tea Party While Lugar Refuses To ‘Kowtow’ To Them

Hatch looks for POWER
Empty teabag makes thin brew;
Lugar seeks CONTENT

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It’s all fun until someone gets hurt…

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

Re: Rep. Allen West Refuses Call From National Religious Leaders To Apologize For Remarks On Islam

Molotov cocktail:
Equal parts god, politics;
Top off with stupid

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Big money boys

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Exclusive: Koch Industries Promises To Double Money Raised This Weekend, 40% Of Donors Will Be New

1:

“We need more puppets!”
“But which puppets shall we use?”
“Young, fresh and eager!”

2:

[Imagine music]
God’s colostomy bag, squeezed;
Voila! Kochs are born!

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Dancing Madly Backwards

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Re: Virginia, the breakaway commonwealth

New license motto:
“Sit back in yer rokin’ chair,
Watch the future pass”

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