Posts Tagged ‘republicans’

Waiting for flies

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Amphibious eyes
Guard the conservative pond;
Spastic colony


[See also at TPZoo]

© 2011

Trust me

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

New Republicans:
Babysitter drinks your wine,
Loses your baby

 [see also at TPZoo]

© 2011

Bachmann for President eh?

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Rock falls in quarry…
Huge, boring hole seems alive!
The dust soon settles…


© 2011

Palin’s delusion

Friday, June 10th, 2011

Hamster wheel too slow,
Cannot act as gyroscope;
Wobbles detected


© 2011


The Bus Tour Begins…

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

Palin invents wheel,
Ventures into the future,
Markets her stone tools

© 2011

[CheesFlap reacts to story at TPM here]

Republican flip-flops (not footwear)

Friday, May 20th, 2011

Distended sphincter,
Rubbery right-wing feeder;
In-flight refueling


© 2011

[It seems Romney was against something before he was…never mind. Story here at thinkprogress]

What is it with guys named Scott?

Friday, May 20th, 2011

“I meant to pander,
But just to that one group, see?
Your turn is coming…”


© 2011

[Scott Brown says he meant to vote “on” the Medicare-killing budget, not “for” it at TPM]