Posts Tagged ‘newt gingrich’

Ready to move on…

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Bandage adhesive
Won’t wash off, smells, looks dirty;
Newt won’t go away


© 2011


Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

Gingrich database
Carbon-date library card
Drive heads dragged through clay


© 2011

TP: Michael Steele Tacitly Endorses Government Shutdown: ‘Anything Can Happen’

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

“We don’t need ‘paychecks,’
We pledge to hold you hostage…
Embrace Newty stench!”

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at]

© 2010

TP: The New ‘Death Panels’: Gingrich Says GOP Should Campaign Against Nonexistent IRS ‘Health Gestapo’

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

No, no bad puppy!
Newt paddles across the floor
Long streak on carpet

[Originally posted April 7, 2010 at]

TP: Gingrich: Obama cares more about ‘protecting the rights of terrorists’ than the ‘lives of Americans.’

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

“Oh goody goody
I’m in the limelight again…
Ooops, poopy pants time”

(Context note: photo shows Gingrich gurning while either applauding or showing how big it is)

[Originally appeared December 30, 2009 at]

TP: Gingrich agrees with Kristol: ‘Yeah,’ Republicans should ‘go for the kill’ on health reform.

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Discreet unmarked box
Medicare supplies arrive
Newt’s nappies are here

[Appeared July 22, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009