Posts Tagged ‘god’

Next they’ll want federal help

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Texas is burning
God holds magnifying glass
“You little buggers!”

 

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We’re so special

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

God cleans the garage
Kicks an acorn out the door
We feel an earthquake

 

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Principles and actions

Monday, July 11th, 2011

Man in god’s image
Implies god is all colors;
(Plus some goofiness)

 

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Key indicators

Monday, June 20th, 2011

Dow Jones and NASDAQ
Answer the burning question:
“How happy is god?”

 

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Lasting Evidence

Monday, May 9th, 2011

The real stone tablets
Show history, fossilized;
The real word of god

 

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[Response to this excellent post at The Propaganda Professor]

The modern god

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

And God offered, kindly:
“Please click my ‘like’ button now,
And I’ll let you live”

 

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Accountability

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Belief in a god
Allows irrational acts;
Sky-dwelling scapegoat

 

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