Posts Tagged ‘glenn beck’

TP: Doug Hoffman Praises Glenn Beck As His ‘Mentor’

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Doug Hoffman aims high,
Drinks from Beck’s golden chalice,
Mentholated tears

[Originally appeared November 2, 2009 at]

TP: Lou Dobbs Rips Stossel: A ‘Self Important Ass’ With ‘Myopic Idiocy’

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Glenn Beck and Lou Dobbs
Both wear same Superman cape
Made from old nappies

[Originally appeared October 23, 2009 at]

TP: Beck’s Attack On Obama Adviser Ignores Right-Wing Interest In Mao

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Beck’s brain melting point:
Ninety-eight point six degrees
Sea monkeys roam free

[Appeared October 16, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009

TP: Sen. Graham takes jab at Glenn Beck: ‘Only in America can you make that much money crying.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Gnawing parasites
Lovingly separating
Beck’s last synapses

[Appeared October 1, 2009 at]

© 2009

TP: Three advertisers drop Glenn Beck over his claim that President Obama is a ‘racist.’

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Advertisers leave;
Glenn against the wall, aghast;
Doll heads drop in pants

[Originally appeared August 6, 2009 at]

TP: Bill Kristol And Dennis Miller Think That Conservatives Should ‘Plant A Flag On The Phrase Progressive’

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Two nuts in scrotum
Dipped in tepid well water
Miller-Kristol Tea

[Appeared July 15, 2009 at thinkprogress]

© 2009