Posts Tagged ‘confused’

Lies

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

Lies in small doses
Create an immunity
Or an addiction

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Inspired by this post at The Propaganda Professor, a site worth checking out]

The flippin’ and the floppin’

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Colostomy bag
Roadside castoff attracts flies,
Runs for President

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Gingrich changes positions on Obama and Libya; story at thinkprogress]

“I didn’t do that, I never said that, I wasn’t…”

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

“Oh that? Not my fault…
I blame a rogue staff member…
Musta forged my sig”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Pence says he supports a program that he also wrote a bill to defund but then…oh fuck it. Just read the story here at thinkprogress]

Wanted: More Christians

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

“We’re god’s dependents;
He claims us all on taxes,
It’s good for business”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Jim DeMint says as government grows, god shrinks. Yes, he said it. Really. See story here]

Wisconsin Fiscal Logic

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

“Think of the savings…
Without legs, you won’t need shoes;
You’ll thank us later!”

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Issa’s Love/Hate Relationship With FOIA

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Darrell lies awake,
Listening to the crickets
No one else can hear

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[story here]

Boehner says “so be it” if people lose their jobs

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

1:

Broken schools, highways,
Masses hunger for food, jobs;
Shiny stiff barrels

2:

Actor’s worst nightmare
Big chance as understudy
[Curtain up, fills pants]

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[story at thinkprogress]