Posts Tagged ‘christianity’

Next they’ll want federal help

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Texas is burning
God holds magnifying glass
“You little buggers!”

 

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Wheee!

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

Childlike residents
The GOP bouncy house
Bachmann and Perry

 

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CheeseFlap’s Bible Quotes #3

Monday, May 16th, 2011

And then Jesus said:
“When miracles fail you, trust…
Benevolent lies”

 

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[Response to ThinkProgress post about Google ads being used by anti-abortion group to misdirect abortion-seekers]

Three wise birthers

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

Born in a manger
(At least that’s what they all say);
Birth certificate?

 

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The modern god

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

And God offered, kindly:
“Please click my ‘like’ button now,
And I’ll let you live”

 

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Christian paranoia

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

And then Jesus said:
“If you follow, look behind,
For you are followed”

 

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Wanted: More Christians

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

“We’re god’s dependents;
He claims us all on taxes,
It’s good for business”

 

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[Jim DeMint says as government grows, god shrinks. Yes, he said it. Really. See story here]