Archive for January, 2012

Rick Santorum 2012 Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“That fist up my ass?
I’m the sky fairy’s puppet…
And yes, I like it!”

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Mitt Romney 2012 Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“I’m so fucking rich…
I can afford politics”
(Now isn’t that rich)

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Calista Gingrich Haiku

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Animatronics
Lubricated gears purring
Epidermis shroud

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The Gingrich Campaign 2012

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

On floating mousetrap,
Tidy-Bowl® man circles drain;
Jonathan Swift laughs

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Silence

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Distant dragonfly
Seven breathless syllables
Empty waterfalls

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This cheeseflap haiku is featured at the wonderful music, art and poetry site “Where the Pieces Fall” here: Silence

When Mitch McConnell’s Head Explodes

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

No grey matter spilled;
Deep sea diver aerator,
One dead, dried goldfish

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Inspired by a comment at TPZoo

God Talks to Newt Gingrich

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

“Hey, Newt…it’s me…god!
Regarding your corkscrew tail…
Need some matching hooves?”

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