Archive for June, 2011

Bachmann for President eh?

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Rock falls in quarry…
Huge, boring hole seems alive!
The dust soon settles…

 

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Shop class 101

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Made in Illinois
The best license plates ever;
Rod Blagojevich

 

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Key indicators

Monday, June 20th, 2011

Dow Jones and NASDAQ
Answer the burning question:
“How happy is god?”

 

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Wal-Mart escapes victimization

Monday, June 20th, 2011

Wal-Mart shares up!
Too big to get sued woo hoo!
Now get back to work!

[US Supreme Court rules in Wal-Mart’s favor, saying a class-action suit is too large to bring to trial]

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Fear. It’s what makes America great…

Friday, June 17th, 2011

Miss America
The Statue of Liberty
Security risks!

[Former Miss America Susie Castillo gets the full TSA treatment at DFW.]

 

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Well, there are a few variables…

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

Come on, get Freedom™
The best kind of freedom yet;
Mileage may vary

 

*Do not attempt without adult supervision. Screen images simulated. Action sequences shortened. Best claim based on random sample of citizens polled January 1946. Prices higher in AK and parts of the Middle East. Always obey all laws and speed limits. Wear a money belt.

 

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Palin’s delusion

Friday, June 10th, 2011

Hamster wheel too slow,
Cannot act as gyroscope;
Wobbles detected

 

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