Archive for September, 2010

TP: Michigan AG Mike Cox Refuses To Discipline Deputy For Anti-Gay Hate Speech

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Not much happening…
No real crime in Michigan…
Hey, look, there’s a gay!

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Michael Steele Tacitly Endorses Government Shutdown: ‘Anything Can Happen’

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

“We don’t need ‘paychecks,’
We pledge to hold you hostage…
Embrace Newty stench!”

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Tea Party Coloring Book Teaches Kids That A High Tax Rate ‘Takes Away Jobs and Freedom’

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Here’s the real message:
“Learn to stay within the lines”
(Or we will eat you)

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: George W. Bush Institute’s First Initiative Will Be To Train Half Of The Nation’s Public School Principals

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Principals recalled!
Texas installs new chipsets!
Robots of the damned!

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: McMahon Unsure What The Minimum Wage Is, But Sure That It Should Be Lower

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Veered off talking points
Handlers’ terse Bluetooth whispers
Smokeless missile launch

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Rupert Murdoch Defends Fox News’ Immigration Coverage While Calling For Path To Legalization

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

“So, tell me, mirror,
Who’s the fairest one of all?”
FOX Apple Orchard

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: GOP Rep. Roscoe Bartlett Claims Credit For Over $100 Million In Stimulus Funds He Opposed

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

“I’ve been de-scented…
Still hard to change my ways though…
Mind if I pee here?”

[Originally appeared September 28, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]