Archive for July, 2010

TP: Franken: Republicans ‘Don’t Want People To Get Jobs Before The Election’

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Drop ball all season
Finish last, blame quarterback
Hold out for more cash

[Appeared July 26, 2010 at thinkprogess]

© 2010

TP: McCain On The Iraq War: ‘We Already Won That One’

Monday, July 26th, 2010

McCain may be right indeed
But he’s incorrect

[Originally posted July 26, 2010 at]

TP: Sen. Barrasso Calls For Repealing Middle Class Tax Cuts To Finance Tax Cuts For The Rich

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Move the skulls around…
Which one is hiding the pea?
Tricked again! No pea!

[Appeared July 20, 2010 at thinkprogress]

© 2010

TP: Fox News promoted Tea Party town halls because they made ‘better television.’

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Fox News strategy:
“Tell Mary that Jim hates her,
Let cameras roll”

[Originally appeared July 12, 2010 at]

TP: Average Japanese CEO Earns One-Sixth As Much As American CEOs

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Verdant fields of moss
Humble carpet underfoot
Cash kills empathy

[Originally appeared July 8, 2010 at]

TP: O’Reilly claims Justice Ginsburg doesn’t ‘care about the Constitution’ less than a year after he said he didn’t

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Jaw unhinges, then
Cranial peristalsis
Idea stains desk

[Originally published July 7, 2010 at]