Archive for November, 2009

TP: Hoffman un-unconcedes the NY-23 special election.

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Idiocracy
Idiocracy I say…
Idiocracy

[Appeared November 17, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Tancredo says he ‘fully intends to run’ for governor of Colorado.

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Mesmerizing gaze
Eerie sense of emptiness
Whiff of burned ozone

[Appeared November 13, 2009 at thinkprogress.org; references photo of Tancredo in story]

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TP: Rick Perry Caters To The Far Right: Obama Is ‘Interested In Punishing Texas’ And ‘Hellbent’ On Socialism

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

1:

Walk forth from the sea
Fill your lungs with air, Texas;
Brains need oxygen!

2:

Orange falls from tree
Quietly rots in sunshine
Fetid stink rises

[Appeared November 12, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Palin to promote her book with multiple Fox News interviews: ‘Variety is the spice of life.’ (2)

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

“Snow Leopard” glasses
“Fortran” marketing process
“Clay tablet” vision

[Originally appeared November 4, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Palin to promote her book with multiple Fox News interviews: ‘Variety is the spice of life.’

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Barbie with shotgun
Intellectual roadkill
Moose tartare flambe

[Originally appeared November 4, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Doug Hoffman Praises Glenn Beck As His ‘Mentor’

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Doug Hoffman aims high,
Drinks from Beck’s golden chalice,
Mentholated tears

[Originally appeared November 2, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]