Archive for July, 2009

TP: Obama administration reveals evidence of global warming kept secret under Bush.

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Ice not in Bible
Bible word of man in sky
We not need ice then

[Appeared July 27, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: WSJ Editor Attacks The Non-Existent ‘Public Option’ In Massachusetts

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Proud to be liars
Accountable to no one
Admired by the fooled

[Originally appeared July 27, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Senate Democrats ‘increasingly frustrated’ with Baucus’ Finance Committee talks

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Dilute ideas,
Then call it bi-partisan
Pyrrhic victory

[Originally appeared July 23, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Gingrich agrees with Kristol: ‘Yeah,’ Republicans should ‘go for the kill’ on health reform.

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Discreet unmarked box
Medicare supplies arrive
Newt’s nappies are here

[Appeared July 22, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Peters Continues Attack On Captured U.S. Soldier: He’s A Liar And ‘A Deserter’ Who ‘Shamed His Unit’

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

1:

Would pay to see this:
Bergdahl kicking O’Reilly
Square in the teabag

2:

Peters’ subspecies
Loves darkness, moisture
Taste of intestine

[Appeared July 22, 2009 at thinkprogress; Peters is a retired army colonel who said Bergdahl should be killed by the Taliban for deserting, although at the time of this story, it was unclear if he had been captured or had deserted]

TP: Nick Rahall ‘thrilled’ to jump out of a plane for coal

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Coal-powered autos
Hot futuristic concept!
Dinosaur rides next…

[Originally appeared July 20, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Bill Kristol And Dennis Miller Think That Conservatives Should ‘Plant A Flag On The Phrase Progressive’

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Two nuts in scrotum
Dipped in tepid well water
Miller-Kristol Tea

[Appeared July 15, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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