Archive for July, 2009

Lobbyist Dick Armey’s Pollution Gospel: ‘As An Article Of Faith,’ It Is ‘Pretentious’ To Believe In Global Warming

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Every quark dances
Photon receptors engage
Stars link every world

[Originally posted July 31, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Lobbyist Dick Armey’s Pollution Gospel: ‘As An Article Of Faith,’ It Is ‘Pretentious’ To Believe In Global Warming

Friday, July 31st, 2009

(1)
Dick says: god made earth
Dick says: we must respect god
Dick says: dump on earth?

(2)
Every quark dances
Photon receptors engage
Stars link every world

[Originally appeared July 31, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: The full, unedited interviews with Roy Blunt on birther conspiracies.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Washington at night:
Sacred silicon wafers
Robots re-programmed

[Appeared July 30, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Fox refuses to air ‘Family Guy’ abortion episode

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Glenn Beck free speech: Yes
Family Guy free speech: No
Cartoons switched at birth

[Originally appeared July 29, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: WaPo reporter: Birthers get media attention because ‘there is no videotape of Obama being born.’

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

And Jesus whispered:
“You are all from the future
Therefore never born”

[Appeared July 28, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Jon Stewart Gets Kristol To Concede Government Can Provide ‘First-Class Health Care’

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

We pay for both plans!
Shitty for us, best for them
No one mentions that

[Appeared July 28, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Gibbs: Birther conspiracy theory is ‘made-up, fictional nonsense.’

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Spawned in mud puddles
Reich-wingers decry progress
Advanced species win

[Appeared July 27, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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