Archive for the ‘Bad Science’ Category

TP: Rep. Broun says clean energy legislation will cause southerners to die from hyperthermia

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Me doctor speak good
Shake fist and drill hole in skull
Yankees stay away!

[Originally appeared June 14, 2010 at]

TP: Duke’s Jim Rogers leaves Chamber of Commerce board after climate fight

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Retail science
Neolithic trepanning
Chamber of Commerce

[Originally appeared April 19, 2010 at]

TP: Donald Trump: Take Al Gore’s Nobel Prize away because of ‘coldest winter ever recorded.’

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Hurricane hair-do
Opines about scientists
Stubs lips on his dumb

[Appeared February 16, 2010 at thinkprogress; photo in story shows hairpiece lift-off on Trump]

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TP: Inhofe’s Grandchildren Build Igloo To Mock Killer Snow Storm: ‘Al Gore’s New Home’

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

“Let’s build an igloo,
Hire a PR firm, mock Gore,
Say ‘The kids did it.’”

[Originally appeared February 9, 2010 at]

TP: Virginia GOP Mocks Epic Snow Storm As ‘12 Inches Of Global Warming’

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Warming deniers:
Time to adjust antenna
On your cave-paintings

[Originally appeared February 6, 2010 at]

Lobbyist Dick Armey’s Pollution Gospel: ‘As An Article Of Faith,’ It Is ‘Pretentious’ To Believe In Global Warming

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Every quark dances
Photon receptors engage
Stars link every world

[Originally posted July 31, 2009 at]

TP: Nick Rahall ‘thrilled’ to jump out of a plane for coal

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Coal-powered autos
Hot futuristic concept!
Dinosaur rides next…

[Originally appeared July 20, 2009 at]